Another quote from the intelligentsia:
"I was looking at our Dental program, I didn't understand the part on orthodonics. Dose it cover $1000.00 or not? I will be signing up for insurance and was wandering."
What I wanted to reply but didn't: "We don't cover orthodonics because they don't exist nor do we cover orthodontics."
At least the employee isn't singing up for insurance. Oy.